This tee is a wry, down-to-earth nod to Subaru owners and anyone who’s spent a weekend under an oil-stained hood chasing a mysterious leak. Lightweight and soft, it carries the kind of quiet humor that only people who live with quirky cars understand. Wear it to wrench on the driveway, swap stories at the meet-up, or slide into the coffee shop after a long road trip—the shirt looks lived-in and honest, like the joke that never gets old.
Short sentences. Subtle humor. A little weathered pride. It fits into the life of someone who loves their car despite its flaws, who appreciates frank jokes and community. Mention it at a rally, laugh about it in the garage, or fold it into your rotation for rust‑season mornings when stories and tools come out. The design feels like one of those conversations that starts with a groan and ends with a grin.
Product features - Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a clean, waste-reducing fit - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching - Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, smooth, great for printing) with Oeko‑Tex certification - Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTG/DTF print options for sleeves and neck - Classic crew-neck, classic fit — breathable 4.5 oz/yd² fabric, ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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This tee is a wry, down-to-earth nod to Subaru owners and anyone who’s spent a weekend under an oil-stained hood chasing a mysterious leak. Lightweight and soft, it carries the kind of quiet humor that only people who live with quirky cars understand. Wear it to wrench on the driveway, swap stories at the meet-up, or slide into the coffee shop after a long road trip—the shirt looks lived-in and honest, like the joke that never gets old.
Short sentences. Subtle humor. A little weathered pride. It fits into the life of someone who loves their car despite its flaws, who appreciates frank jokes and community. Mention it at a rally, laugh about it in the garage, or fold it into your rotation for rust‑season mornings when stories and tools come out. The design feels like one of those conversations that starts with a groan and ends with a grin.
Product features - Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a clean, waste-reducing fit - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching - Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, smooth, great for printing) with Oeko‑Tex certification - Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTG/DTF print options for sleeves and neck - Classic crew-neck, classic fit — breathable 4.5 oz/yd² fabric, ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
